Philadelphia Flyers Door Knocker

The best way to introduce the Philadelphia Flyers Door Knocker is undoubtedly a good knock-knock joke. Okay, 'Knock, knock', 'Who's there?', 'The neighbors', 'The neighbors who?', 'The neighbors who are trying to steal your Philadelphia Flyers Door Knocker because they are Philadelphia Flyers fans, too, and every time they pass your house or come over for dinner they look at your front door and they cry a little to themselves as they think about the silly little knocker on their door and how all it does is knock! So sad.

You can't get bogged down with their problems, though. Especially when you have this big bruiser to consider. The knocker is 6 1/2 in. tall, 3 in. wide, and an inch thick of solid brass. The handle has a full-color Philadelphia Flyers logo on it, and the top even has a spot for engraving if you'd like to personalize it. Mounting hardware is included, so you can put the knocker right up as soon as you get it.

Engraving suggestions range from 'How 'Bout Them...' and 'Go!' to 'Knock If You Love The...' (you know, 'cause the logo's right below the engraving? How 'Bout Them Philadelphia Flyers Door Knocker ?). Or you could just put your family's name on it or something. No matter how you deck it out, once you put this Philadelphia Flyers Door Knocker on your front door, you might want to think about investing in a door knocker alarm as well. If your knocker disappears and the people three houses down get a new one, it might be time to contact the Neighborhood Watch.